Saturday, November 21st, 2009
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8:07 pm - The Dark Side Of Your Horoscope
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7:15 pm - Emo Vampire
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Wednesday, November 11th, 2009
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7:35 pm - Could Mr Darcy really pick up chicks?
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Monday, November 9th, 2009
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11:15 am - EWWWWWWWWWWWW!
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Over half of Aussie mean wear same undies for three days
MORE than half of Australian men have worn the same pair of undies up to three days in a row, and most blokes would rather put up with saggy jocks and spend their money on other essentials such as beer and hamburgers.
This revealing – some might say revolting – insight into the relationship between men and the intimate accessories is from a Galaxy study of 1100 Australian men released today
http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,26322109-23272,00.html
current mood:  sick
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Saturday, November 7th, 2009
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8:59 pm - Be a trophy wife!
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The guide book to becoming a trophy wife
Now ladies, is there anything more rewarding then becoming a trophy wife? Do you want to become the all-time grand prize for an affluent and handsome specimen of masculinity and prosperity? This site will help you to ring in the true big-ballers in the trophy wife game.
First of all, what is a trophy wife? Most define this term as a beautiful wife seen latched onto an accomplished man. The woman may or may not be successful herself, but one thing is undeniably true: she is beautiful, in shape, and on top of her game. She is a status symbol, a prize to a handsome, rich man. She is envied by other woman. One of the most prominent trophy wives was Anna Nicole Smith. Beautiful, sexy, busty, and married to a rich man. The epitome of trophy wife. Do you want the good life too? Do you want to trade in that Minivan for the BMW? This site will tell you how to be a trophy wife and attract the man of your dreams..
http://becomeatrophywife.com/
current mood:  amused
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Tuesday, November 3rd, 2009
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4:51 pm - Complaining about "Sumo Salads" ads
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"I will never eat Sumo Salads and i have been telling everyone i know not to eat your Salads. Why? Because i was disgusted by your sexist,shallow and insulting advertisement " Muffin Top."
Being skinny does not always mean that you are healthy. I refuse to patronise a francise that insults me and other curvy women. Notice i said curvy not fat. Beyonce is curvy - no doubt the geniuses that thought of this latest ad would call her fat because she does not have the body of a half grown 16 year old."
http://www.sumosalad.com/
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Thursday, October 29th, 2009
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9:11 pm - More cushin' for the pushin'
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Women who love fat men
It's a common assumption that women like their men with chiselled cheekbones and a taut stomach. Studies of male physical attractiveness tend to support this idea, with research by University College London finding that women like their men muscular (we're talking athletic, not Arnie) and with a narrow waist and wide shoulders.
Of course, there are always exceptions. David Beckham's rippled torso might make most girls go weak at the knees but, for some, fleshy wobbles are a huge turn-on.
Take 29-year-old Heidi – her ideal man would weigh 158kg (25st). 'Ideally, he would have some muscle and plenty of soft fat covering his body,' she explains. 'He'd have to have good facial features, particularly nice eyes and, to seal the deal, a wide bum and thick legs to carry him around.'
http://www.metro.co.uk/metrosexual/article.html?in_article_id=105696&in_page_id=8&expand=true
current mood: amused
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Thursday, October 22nd, 2009
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6:57 pm - I'll admit i found the show funny
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Though i definatly could of done without seeing John Safran masturbate over a copy of Barack Obamas autobiography.
I hope Barack Obama never watches this show.
Stealing womens underpants - one of them the lead singer of the Pussycat Dolls was pretty funny. The show makes you laugh and cringe at the same time.
http://www.theage.com.au/opinion/blogs/the-vulture/john-safran-is-a-wer--but-brilliant-with-it/20091022-ha10.html
Its almost like he's following Vince Masukas motto,
"I got a reputation to live up to. I mean if my show does not make me people vomit and have an erection at the same time then I've let my audience down."
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Sunday, October 18th, 2009
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1:45 pm - Is it just me or does she look like Natalie Portman ?
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Because thats the first thing i thought when i saw this painting of "Our Lady of the Southern Cross".
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Thursday, October 15th, 2009
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6:49 pm - NO MORE DUST STORMS
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Seriously i am sick of all this Bloody dust!
The weather has been crazy lately - cold, then hot then dusty then cold then hot then storms, then wind then dust again.
Is it too much to ask for nice NORMAL spring weather?
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Wednesday, October 14th, 2009
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5:49 pm - Man dragged off platform after backside gets stuck in train door
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A GERMAN man mooning at railway staff in a departing train got his trousers caught in a carriage door and ended up being dragged half naked along the platform, out of the station and on to the tracks.
The 22-year-old journalism student shoved his backside against the window of a low-slung double-decker train when staff forced him off in Lauenbrueck for traveling without a ticket, a spokesman for police in the northern city of Bremen said.
"It's a miracle he wasn't badly hurt," the spokesman said on Monday. "This sort of thing can end up killing you."
http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,26204380-5013016,00.html
current mood: amused
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Monday, October 12th, 2009
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11:29 am - Dexter season 3
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I have just finished watching Dexter season 3. It was pretty good. This is one of the best TV series ever made. My favourite quote from this season is,
"That's not opinion, that's science. And science is one cold hearted bitch with a 14 inch strap on." : Vince Masuka
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Saturday, October 10th, 2009
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6:26 pm - Seeing racism where it isn’t
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some people are just too anxious about race and racists. At The Stump, Sophie Black (Crikey’s deputy editor) writes about last night’s Hey Hey It’s Saturday reunion Harry Connick Jr protest against a ‘Jackson Jive’ Red Faces sketch. Connick’s problem was that the performers had blacked-out faces, which has a cultural meaning in the US that it does not here But Black sees more sinister potential
Ray [Hadley] should ask Daryl [Somers] this question over lunch – do Channel 9 capitalise on this incredibly negative publicity by taking the Howard on Hanson approach? Don’t condone any racist undertones, but by all means, exploit the ignited base. Pit the PC snobs against the true blue battlers.
It’s the old assumption that racism is a big part of the Australian psyche, with any reaction to an issue with a racial or ethnic angle evidence for this nasty undercurrent in Australian society, one unscrupulous politicians and – it seems – TV entertainers are just waiting to exploit.
But in this case, if there hadn’t been a Red Faces judge from the old slave-holding, black-lynching American south it’s unlikely there would have been any ‘race’ controversy.
The joke was in the not-very-good-but-funny-as-a-result impression of the Jackson Five’s dance moves, the same basic joke that runs across many similar acts (such as the kid Elvis impersonator clip they also showed). It wasn’t making fun of black people in general, and it wasn’t even making fun of the Jackson Five in particular. These acts are more homage than ridicule.
Impersonators changing their skin colour to look more like the original act is incidental to the impersonation; it doesn’t make race the joke. The only possible ethnic commentary angle was that the person playing Michael Jackson – who is ethnically Indian - coloured his face white, a reference to the late entertainer’s fading skin colour. But if this had any real meaning, it was that Jackson shouldn’t have worried about having dark skin.
I did not realise until I first went to the US that there is sensitivity to a near-paranoid state about white-black relations. The Hey Hey team have dealt with many Americans and should have thought about how an American judge might react to this sketch. But this is cross-cultural misunderstanding, not racism by the performers or the audience that enjoyed the sketch.
http://andrewnorton.info/2009/10/seeing-racism-where-it-isnt/
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Friday, October 9th, 2009
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5:38 pm - I really don't care if the U.S.A thinks we are racist
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I really,really dont care what people in America think of us.
Sure, Aboriginals have a lot of problems related to isolation and poverty but Native Americans have the same problems. Slavery? There was indentued servitude in the north mostly South sea islanders.
I mean WE didn't enslaved millions os Africans and then had a war about it.
And why should we have to put up with them moralising us and trying to force THEIR standards onto our TV shows? Do they have no concept that there are other cultures apart from the American one? That maybe what they see as offensive has different meaning to other people?
Also the guys were not all "white guys" there were indian, a greek, an italian and a lebanese.
http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,26186634-952,00.html
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Thursday, October 8th, 2009
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3:11 pm - The funniest thing was seeing that guys face
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Monday, September 28th, 2009
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2:12 pm - I've read fanfiction that was better
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The Lost Symbol and The Da Vinci Code author Dan Brown's 20 worst sentences
The Lost Symbol, the latest novel by The Da Vinci Code author Dan Brown, has gone on sale. We pick 20 of the clumsiest phrases from it and from his earlier works.
If Dan Brown’s new novel The Lost Symbol is anything like his previous works, it will not go down well with the critics. Famously, comedian Stewart Lee mocked him for using the sentence “The famous man looked at the red cup” in his bestselling The Da Vinci Code.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/booknews/6194031/The-Lost-Symbol-and-The-Da-Vinci-Code-author-Dan-Browns-20-worst-sentences.html
What annoys me is that the library is stocked with his crap instead of the books i wan to read.
The library is completely useless. It is the reason why i own so many books.
I suppose they have to make room for all those Mills and Boon and Dan Brown classics - by getting rid of all the books that might inform and educate people.
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Friday, September 18th, 2009
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9:49 am - LOLs
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Tuesday, September 15th, 2009
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9:43 pm - LOL so true!
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He's Not as Smart as He Thinks
A British researcher reports that the male ego is often larger than his actual IQ. But you might be surprised by what women think of men's intellect.
http://www.newsweek.com/id/101079
I have often observed that men think they are smarter than what they are.
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Friday, September 11th, 2009
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7:10 pm - SHOES!
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How to walk in these fetishistic 8in sky-high heels
hey are the boots that mark fashion's newfound taste for fetishism.
Quasi heel-less, platform ankle boots that elevate the wearer a staggering 8in off the ground and wouldn't look out of place in a Tim Burton film.
First seen on Emma Heming, aka Mrs Bruce Willis, in W magazine in June and more recently on Jennifer Connelly for InStyle magazine, the boots from designer Oliver Theyskenshave are a feat of engineering.
The platform is roughly 4½in high, so if you subtract that from the overall heel height, the heels of Ms Connelly's feet are raised less than 4in higher than her toes.
They are almost, dare we say it, comfortable. The trick is to lean forward.
Of course, strippers have worn 8in heels for years.
And, almost a year ago, Victoria Beckham teetered into New York department store Macy's sporting Berardi Latex heelless numbers while hubbie David, her perennial crutch, was just that.
We all laughed. Now who's laughing?
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/fashion/article-1211649/How-walk-fetishistic-8in-sky-high-heels.html#ixzz0QmtC3cPG
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/fashion/article-1211649/How-walk-fetishistic-8in-sky-high-heels.html
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Wednesday, September 9th, 2009
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8:03 pm - The Micallef Programme - Harold Holt Documentary
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